Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Botak Jones

Went to Botak Jones @ Bedok for dinner and i find the food really great.

They had lots of nice stuff, ranging from pasta to grills. The servings are pretty large with a HUGE portion of fries and i really mean huge...

The price's really reasoable, well maybe its because its situated around the HDB areas, but who's gonna complain when the stuff's cheaper than you'd expect it to be? haha.

The staff's friendly enough and was pretty helpful when we wanted more erm, fries and sauces. haha. And yeah, u can ask for more fries without additional costs.

Wanted to take some peektures but i was really too hungry to snap photos when i am staring at all the food. And, my sis wouldn't have waited for my to snap pics before she diggs in too...haha.

Oh, and the other more interesting stuff abt the place, is their menu: quotes

' A woman worries until she gets a husband;
A man never orries until he ges a wife;
A successful man is one who makes more money then his wife can ever spend;
A successful woman is one who can find such a man'

The following was modifed slightly...haha

' Dear Tech Support:
A while ago, I upgraded GIRLFRIEND 7.0 to WIFE 1.0.1. I soon noticed that the new program
began unexpected organizational and renocation processing that took up a lot of time and
valuable resources.
In addition, WIFE 1.0.1 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activities, such as FLIRTING 10.3, CLUBBING 7.5 and
SOCIALISING 3.6.
I can't seem to keep WIFE 1.0.1 in the background while attempting to run my other favourite
applications. I am thinking about going back to GIRLFRIEND 7.0 but the uninstall doesn't work
on WIFE 1.0.1.

Please help!

User...'

' Dear User:

This is a very common problem that men often complain about.
Many peopl upgrade from GIRLFRIEND 7.0 to WIFE 1.0.1 thinking that it is just a utilities and
entertainment program. WFE 1.0.1 is an OPERATION SYSTEM and is designed by its creator
to run EVERYTHING. It is also impossible to delete WIFE 1.0.1 and return to GIRLGRIEND
7.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to GIRLFRIEND 7.0 because WIFE 1.0.1 is designed not to allow this. Look
in WIFE 1.0.1 manual under WARNINGS: ALIMONY AND COMMUNITY PROPERTY. I
recommend that you just keep WIFE 1.0.1 and work on improving the situation. I suggest
installing the background application YES DEAR 2.7 to allivate your program problems.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will
have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will retun to normal anyway.
WIFE 1.0.1 is a great program but it tends to be very high maintenance. WIFE 1.0.1 does
however, come with several spport programs such as CLEAN AND SWEEP 3.0, COOK IT 1.5
and SEX 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause
the system to launch the program NAG NAG 9.5 (high number obviously means more
powerful...). Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of WIFE 1.0.1 is to
purchase additional software. I recommend FLOWERS 2.1and DIAMONDS 5.0.

WARNING!! Do not under any circumstances install SECRETARY WITH SHORT SKITY 3.3.

This appliation is NOT supported by WIFE 1.0.1 and will cause irreversible damage to the
operating system.

Tech Support...'

Well, found the pretty interesting, and they some how remind me of dice. haha.

1 Comments:

At 9:41 PM , Blogger YY said...

heyo! i got the other version! HAHA!

Dear IT Support,

Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife



Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall anotherBoyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limitedmemory and cannot learn new applications quickly.You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.

I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

 

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